You Might Be A Toddler If….

A little Jeff Foxworthy inspiration for this one…..enjoy! {Make sure to read it in his voice, it’s more funny that way} ;-)

  1. You might be a toddler if….You make your own hair products by first sticking your fingers into whatever messy food you can find, then rubbing evenly in your hair. 
  2. You might be a toddler if….Your own favorite styling tool is your fork.
  3. You might be a toddler if….You live by the creed “My way or the highway!”
  4. You might be a toddler if….You think sleep is for the weak!
  5. You might be a toddler if….You think that the snot running out of your nose belongs on your face.
  6. You might be a toddler if….You have declared your mission on earth to destroy any plans your parents have!Evil-toddler-strikes-again_original
  7. You might be a toddler if….You believe in effective communication styles such as head banging, screaming and slapping your own face.toddler tantrum
  8. You might be a toddler if….You practice sharing: what’s yours is yours and what’s mommy’s is yours.
  9. You might be a toddler if….You think socks and shoes are for sissies.
  10. You might be a toddler if….Your patience lasts as long as it takes to yell “Mama!”.

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Successful toddler chaser. Avid wine lover. Aspiring writer. Maybe or maybe not in that order.
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25 Responses to You Might Be A Toddler If….

  1. Hahaha I love these!! I actually have a picture of me as a toddler, sitting in my high chair with my favorite meal all over my face… macaroni and cheese!! Guess we’re all pretty similar at that age, huh? :)

  2. mammaspeaks says:

    So true…You might be a toddler if you think your mommy is at your beck and call all the time

  3. Brittnei says:

    Lol! This is so true. I love the idea of how you were able to put what toddlers do in this post. I have a 19 month old and boy can I relate! :) thanks so much for sharing and linking up with us at Countdown in Style. Don’t forget to come back Friday to see if you are featured. xoxo

  4. Love this post, it’s so true and funny, even if you don’t always feel like that on the moment itself :-)

  5. chirose says:

    hahahaha…too funny and too true.!! I’m still laughing…:D

  6. irkedmommy says:

    This is so funny and too true!

  7. Julie says:

    This is so true! With 1 and 3 year old girls I can definitely relate! Thanks for the laugh! :)

  8. LOL… So true. Amazing that in all these generations, we’ve never been able to change that!

    Thanks for sharing and linking up with Countdown in Style! Don’t forget to come back on Friday to see if you were featured!

    ~~April~~
    100lbCountdown.com

  9. mrsthaywood says:

    Too Cute! Also So True! Great post!

  10. My son just got over a runny nose and he cried EVERY time I wiped it! I just kept thinking “How is it possible that there is still more snot in his body!” Also the hitting themselves thing.. I was beginning to wonder if I should be concerned about that. Good to know other babies do it too!

  11. Mrs.AOK says:

    Sounds about right ;) Thanks for the laugh.
    XOXO

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